Well, that might be okay, but has Hillary hosted Saturday Night Live? Has Ol' Blue Eyes? No, but Christopher Walken has... like, every third show since 1990. And now he's running for President!
Well, maybe not really, but think about the possibilities. You want persona? You want badass? You want Walken!
To millions of voters, Walken is Gabriel in Prophecy I, II, and III, who talked like this: "I'm an angel. I kill newborns while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. And occasionally, when I feel like it, I tear little girls apart. And from now till kingdom come... the only thing you can count on... in your existence... is never understanding why."
Is that tough enough for you, buddy? I think the terrorists will get the point.
Download the Walken for President campaign poster here.